10. Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin' box all day long.
9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.
8. Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.
6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
4. 23 power cords - 1 outlet.
3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.
2. The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than your coworkers.
And...the number 1 drawback to working in a cubicle...
1. You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit!
OR..............you could be a jewelry lady and probably make a lot more than you did working in your cubicle and love every minute of it!!!
Go check out our marketing plan at http://www.premierdesigns.com/ and then call me (505) 918-6505, you will be changing your life, putting your faith to work and trust in God! I promise, he will listen and reward your hard work and make your dreams come true beyond your wildest dreams!!! I can help you no matter where in the United States you live!
Until next time...get out of the cubicle, change your necklace and change your life!!! God bless!!!
Please contact me at (505)918-6505 to host a home or catalog show or to start your own Premier Designs business!
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